RIP

Rest In Pieces
Rest in Pieces, piece of shit couch
My piece of shit couch is no more. It has been hacked into small bits and stored in my basement until "throw it all away day"- so I couldn't get rid of a perfectly good (*albeit fugly) piece of serviceable furniture that would have surely been useful to someone- but noone wanted it. What ever happened to starving artists? Desperate students? I thought it would look at home on the front porch of a trailer, but no, so now it's gone.

Good-bye, piece of shit couch-I never loved you.